>>> HISTORY LESSON (I'll bet you've read this one before. . . but just in case, here it is. . .again.)
>>> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
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>>> said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
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>>> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
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>>> exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
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>>> 1775," he said.
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>>> "Very good!
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>>> Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
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>>> shall not perish from the Earth'?"
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>>> Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
>>> "Excellent!" said the teacher, continuing.
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>>> "Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your
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>>> country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"
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>>> Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
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>>> Kennedy, 1961."
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>>> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
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>>> yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more
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>>> about our history than you do."
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>>> She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
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>>> "Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.
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>>> Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
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>>> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
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>>> The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
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>>> Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
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>>>
>>> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
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>>> Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
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>>> teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
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>>> The teacher fainted.
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>>> As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
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>>> "Oh shit, we're screwed!"
>>>
>>> Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if Joe Biden gets elected
