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Offline Aussie Challenger

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Little Johnny
« on: January 8, 2018, 04:39:59 pm »
This might be an old one but the kid is a fast learner...

Little Johnny lived on a farm with his parents.

One day Johnny woke up in a bad mood. He rushed down the stairs as he was hungry only to find nothing set on the table for him. His mom tells him that if he wants to eat, he had to do his chores first. Johnny gets even more pissed off, but agrees.... He goes out the door all pissed and feeds the they are eating, he kicks the pigs.."Stupid pigs"...He continues and feeds the cows, while they are eating, he kicks them.."Stupid cows"...He continues to feed the chickens..while eating, he kicks them...."Damn chickens"...

What little Johnny didn't know was that while he was doing all this, his mom was watching through the kitchen window....

He rushes in, eager to eat and sits at the table...His mom serves him an empty plate with a bowl of cereals with no milk....Amazed and confused, Johnny turns and asks his mom.."Mom!! What's going on??"

His mom replies; "I saw what you did!! You kicked the eggs for you...You kicked the pigs, no bacon for you...And  you kicked the cows...cereal with no milk for you...." Johnny couldn't believe his ears and sat there pissed off....

As he sat there, his dad came down the stairs only to find the cat laying there in front of the last step...and guess what..he kicks the cat.."Stupid CAT"...

Johnny turns around with a grin on his face and asks his mom..."Should I tell him, or will you???"
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    Re: Little Johnny
    « Reply #1 on: March 17, 2020, 04:41:47 pm »
    I'd rather push a DODGE than drive a chevy or a ford!!!!!!
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    Re: Little Johnny
    « Reply #2 on: January 21, 2021, 12:06:16 am »
    I'd rather scrap a Chevy than work on one !
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