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HISTORY LESSON
« on: September 14, 2020, 04:14:22 pm »
>>>     HISTORY LESSON   (I'll bet you've read this one before. . . but just in case, here it is. . .again.)
>>>     The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
>>>     
>>>     said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
>>>     
>>>     She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
>>>     
>>>     exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
>>>     
>>>     1775," he said.
>>>     
>>>     "Very good!
>>>     
>>>     Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
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>>>     shall not perish from the Earth'?"
>>>     
>>>     Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
>>>     "Excellent!" said the teacher, continuing.
>>>     
>>>     "Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your
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>>>     country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"
>>>     
>>>     Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
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>>>     Kennedy, 1961."
>>>     
>>>     The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
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>>>     yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more
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>>>     about our history than you do."
>>>     
>>>     She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
>>>     
>>>     "Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.
>>>     
>>>     Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
>>>     
>>>     At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>>>     
>>>     The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
>>>     
>>>     Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
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>>>     
>>>     Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
>>>     
>>>     Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
>>>     
>>>     teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>>>     
>>>     The teacher fainted.
>>>     
>>>     As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
>>>     
>>>     "Oh shit, we're screwed!"
>>>     
>>>     Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if Joe Biden gets elected
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    Re: HISTORY LESSON
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